Dancing With The Stars' Joanna Krupa Almost Starred In A Girls Gone Wild Video
Have you ever wondered what a woman who is desperate for fame, but unsure if she should take her clothes off for a skeezy rapper looks like? Well, the below video should answer that question for you.
Joanna Krupa, a swimsuit model, who based on my extensive Google search of images is practically naked most of the time, happens to be competing on the perversely popular ABC show Dancing With The Stars. We should use the term "stars" loosely in this context, because the show consists of people who never made it to the actual echelon of "star," but who are just one step above reality TV caliber. It's the subtle nuances folks.
But leave it to TMZ, those rascals, to dig up footage of Joanna being filmed by none other than professional rapper and sometimes pimp Snoop Dogg for a Girls Gone Wild Production.
If you watch the video you will notice a certain hesitance in Joanna's lovely, yet vacant face, as Snoop tries to entice her to remove more of her clothing. The vacillation of thoughts between "I will do just about anything to be famous" torn between "Snoop Dog makes me feel vaguely uncomfortable and aren't those Girls Gone Wild videos made up of drunken sluts with low self-esteem," are clearly plaguing our would-be temptress.
To her credit, Joanna opts to strike seductive, but awkward poses while keeping her clothes on. This in the face of Snoop Dogg's "smoove pimp hand assurances" that it's just him and camera, 'cuz you know this stuff NEVER makes it onto the internet. *WINK*
And a word of caution would-be startlets, contrary to what Snoop said, do NOT let your "freakness be yo' weakness."
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