Sarah Palin and Clan Clean Up at Oscar Swag Party

Leave it to the Palins to bring a new level of class and sophistication to Hollywood.
What, with their grandbaby's baby-daddy Levi Johnston's constant threats to unveil his gubernatorial goods in Playgirl, to Bristol Palin's fine display of Christian chastity (now in television form) we now have this.
Gawker says inside sources witnessed the Palins swoop into a swanky Oscar party gifting suites like a plague of "locusts" filling up every Wal-Mart plastic bag they could smuggle in, with goodies galore. Among the fineries these shifty charlatans snuck off with:
"They loaded up on Skagen watches, Pascal Mouawad jewelry, robes, facewash, hair products, foam sandals, 40 pairs of headphones (are they outfitting a computer lab?), and Jennifer Aniston's stylist did Willow's hair. Sarah's entourage "kind of cleaned the place out."
Imagine, the GOP wants to put these types of people into the White House. Granted, the stuff is free, but it's also for Hollywood industry types, stars and the point is to...well I don't actually know what the point is of giving rich people who have everything more stuff, but it stinks.
What's the purpose of giving high-end merchandise to people whose idea of "fine art" is something that was once alive, is now dead (after being shot from a snowmobile) and likely stuffed and placed on their wall?
Hell, why not just invite hobos to these swag parties?
*Mental note: hobos at Hollywood swag parties = WIN!



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