The Mel Gibson Meltdown Continues To Bring the Lulz
First and foremost, a serious shout out to Mel Gibson for delivering the goods in the form of "just smile and blow me,""glum c*nt" (hells yeah I am), "sour faced bitch," and my new favorite "Arghhh. Arghhhhhh. Arghhhhh. Argh. Argh. I called," which will become my new ringtone. Oh Mel, you are the gift that keeps on giving.
In the latest character assassination/suicide of Mel Gibson's career, Radar Online has released another aural montage of phone messages Gibson left for his favorite ex, Oksana Grigorieva. The two have been engaged in a bitter custody battle over their daughter, Lucia, after a violent January 6th altercation.
These particular audio tapes were made after Mel and Oksana had attended a tree-planting ceremony for their infant daughter Lucia. Mel, who talks about organizing this event (apparently at great expense) is displeased with Oksana's lack of enthusiasm and perceived flirting with the hired landscapers who helped plant the tree. Oh, yeah, and supposedly, they buried the placenta during the ceremony, which is said to be some kind of tradition in Australia. O-kay.
The calls, 30 in all, are alleged to have taken place February 18th and 19th between 10:27pm and 3:06am, which is pretty damn prolific, if you ask me. Here are a few highlights, in case you can't bear to listen to Mel's Captain Jack meets Satan voice.
February 18, 22:27pm
MG: Arghhh. Arghhhhhh. Arghhhhh. Argh. Argh. I called.February 19, 12:40am
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MG: Edith is not to work at your house. If she does, I will fire her. I will not pay her for any hours at your house. OK? She only works at my house. Alright? I don’t want her at your house or I will fire her. You know I will do it. I fire people all the time. You will have to find some other f*cker but you will have to pay for it yourself. She works at my house. She is my employee. Just thought I would mention that right now. If you want to call me back, I think we should discuss the terms of separation, don’t you? Don’t you think? Yes? Yes, let’s do it. I won’t smoke either, just to f*ck with you. I want to really badly. You would love me to. Because you want to destroy me and see me die. I know subconsciously that is your whole f*cking aim, is to ruin me. But I won’t let you. Alright. You selfish bitch. Alright.Page 1 2
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