A Contract Hit On Kevin Federline? Even Britney's NOT That Crazy, Right? - Page 2
Then there's Kevin's ex-baby momma, Shar Jackson. Granted, she's pretty busy trying to get her rap career going so that may not leave her enough time to organize a professional hit, but homegirl is also a multi-tasker. It takes a busy "lady" to have four kids with two baby-daddy's before you are 28, but it certainly helps when you start at age 15. Suffice it to say, while Shar is clearly a "hard-working" woman, she's probably not a killer.
We would be remiss in leaving out the entire rap community as having a motive. No single other performer has done more to soil the good name of rap with such a limited range of talent and musicality than Kevin Federline. He's almost solely responsible for Kanye beating down Fiddy in their race for first place. Well, that and Kanye's hissy fits. I'm just keepin' it real aight?
I think that about covers the list of suspects, because other that the half a million people I just mentioned, I can't think of a SINGLE soul who doesn't absolutely adore the national treasure that is K-Fed.
I only wish out military weren't so tied up right now, otherwise we could assign them the task of protecting this rare gift of extraordinary talent. Bush is such a selfish prick. Where are his priorities dammit!
(ps. No real K-Feds were hurt in the making of this post, or the above pic. Original pic found here)
Update:Â Sadly, this case appears to be closed and there are no credible threats currently pending against K-Fed.
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