American Idol Blows, Antonella Barba Thankfully Gone, Sanjaya Inexplicably Remains - Page 2
Second problem: the contestants. There are two female contestants who are great singers - fabulous singers in fact. The rest pale in comparison in ways that make you feel sorry for them, but not enough to vote for them. Melinda Doolittle and LaKisha Jones are the best female singers. I just wish they would stop acting so shocked to hear how great they are. Smile, nod graciously and show a modicum of confidence. False humility is really grating. Â
The guys? I can't even remember their names except for Sanjaya Malakar and that's only because his performance is so blindingly and 
consistently lackluster that it has caused a slow bleed in my frontal lobe. He's like scanners or something, using his skills of lameness to melt my brain. Yet somehow, he keeps winning. I blame those crazies at VoteForTheWorst.com - they must really hate American Idol.
Maybe, even as much as I do.
Also leaving last night besides Antonella, were Sabrina Sloan, Sundance Head and Jared Cotter. So who's left: Blake Lewis, LaKisha Jones, Chris Sligh, Jordin Sparks, Phil Stacey, Melinda Doolittle, Brandon Rogers, Gina Glocksen, Chris Richardson, Stephanie Edwards, Haley Scarnato and Sanjaya Malakar.
Tune in next week to finally find a cure for your insomnia. Or skip it altogether and stare at this for an hour.
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