Amy Winehouse May Quit Music Biz To Become A Wife and Mum, Heaven Help Her
In an interview for Rolling Stone magazine, soul-singer and tabloid darling Amy Winehouse revealed that while writing hit records is nice, what she really fancies is getting barefoot, pregnant and padding around the house taking care of a brood of her own. In her own words:
"I've done a record I'm really proud of and that's about it. I'm a caretaker and I want to enjoy myself and spend time with my husband... Blake and I didn't get to spend any time together for a long time. I don't want to be ungrateful. I know I'm talented, but I wasn't put here to sing. I was put here to be a wife and a mom and look after my family."
Yeah, that's really eye-opening and refreshing to hear. Amy, who was recently married to her boyfriend Blake Fielder-Civil, is clearly still in throes of passion. So as a little wedding gift to the newlyweds, here's some worldy wisdom and advice about those aspirations of parenting and marital bliss.
When you first get married, it's kind of a good idea to let things mellow a bit before your start gettin' all knocked up. Because in truth, that lustful infatuation you feel right now may seem like it will last forever and those quirky idiosyncrasies you find so sweet about your mate now, will begin to transform into this gnawing feeling of hatred and disgust. Then you will find yourself swallowing down bile and warm vomit as you watch your "soul-mate" clip his toenails in bed, or leave his filthy socks all over the bathroom floor, or even that once cute-sounding laugh that made your insides turn to jelly, will begin to sound like the screeching of raw brakes against exposed medal. And your mind, slowly but surely, will descend into a state of madness as you imagine your life of carefree living before this horror of marriage became your new reality, and the dawning realization that your youth is now gone and you have nothing left but the taint of a stained love gone wrong worn into your furrowed brow.
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