Angelina Jolie Checks Into Hospital In Nice, France, Holy Births Imminent!
According to an article on Yahoo News, serial baby-adopter and homewrecker, Angelina Jolie has checked into a hospital in Nice, France to give birth to her twins. Angie, and partner Brad, already have four children, Maddox, 6, Pax, 4, Zahara, 3, Shiloh, 2.
A spokesperson for the hospital claims Angie's admittance to the maternity wing of the hospital was planned.
Since this is a still developing story, stay tuned for a full-eclipse of the sun and multiple rainbows to break out around the world as a indication that Angie and Brad have added two little bundles to their growing brood.
Good luck Angie, we here at Glosslip hope you and your babies are healthy and well. We also hope you are close to filling that gaping void in your life and the karmic hole you created by breaking up a marriage, so that perhaps now you will finally have enough distractions from your internal guilt to be at peace.
Why yes, I did say that. Ok, let the Brangeloonies loose!
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