Angelina Jolie Might Vote For Barack Obama, Provided She Can Find The Time After Satisfying Her Babies - Page 2
Look, if I want relationship advice, I'm not gonna go to a person who has been married twelve times. If I want cooking advice, I'm not gonna go to a person who gets all their nourishment from microwave meals. And if I want advice on who to vote for, I'm not gonna go to people who don't even live in America most of the time.
Oh, and about that whole nursing-earth-momma thing that Anges and Brad are trying to pull off? Well, first, obvious news is obvious:
As for her new twins, Jolie admits, "It's a damned arduous business, and we are often simply whacked out because it is twice as hard with two babies as with one."But it also makes for double the fun," she adds. "After we flew back from Europe, we were all suffering a bit from jetlag. We were all in bed early, but at half past four, they were awake and making a real racket.
"Brad took care of them. He said to me, 'Go back to sleep, you're back to work in the morning,' and moved into the kids' room with them. He is an astounding father, full of devotion."
Hooray, Brad Pitt loves his kids, just like any other normal father worth his salt. But wait, what about when the babies get hungry and it's nursing time?
For the most part, the twins "have quite similar, stable rhythms," she says. "Every three hours they get hungry, then I have to satisfy them. But that’s OK, the two of them are totally sweet.
"Satisfy them"? I don't think I've ever heard a mother call it that before. "Oh, hold on, the baby is crying, I have to go satisfy it. I don't mind, though, since the baby is so sweet." What? Just an odd way of putting it, I thought. Satisfy.
Hey, I ain't sayin', I'm just sayin'.
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