Angelina Jolie Saves Another Child, Baby-Blocks Heiress Casey Johnson - Page 2
Casey talks about her godmother's new baby and her future plans for adoption:
 "She's the most beautiful baby I've ever seen. She's blond-haired, blue-eyed, looks just like Diandra, and I thought, 'Oh, my gosh!This is what I'm going to do.' " Johnson says that when her own adoption goes through, she plans to name her baby Ava Monroe after her idol Marilyn Monroe. But the 5-foot-2 heiress denies she's going to spoil her daughter, saying she won't let her watch TV.
She denied she lives differently from the rest of us, although her next house will need "at least six bedrooms because I need a room for my closet and shoes and handbags, and [my fiancé and I] both need an office. There needs to be a nanny's room, a baby's room, a master bedroom and a guest room."
Watch the interview here, if you are on the fence about suicide and need a reason to move forward with your decision.
Is it just me, or does Casey Johnson need to be punched in the face? Twice you suggest? I say three times is the charm. Honestly, I hope when they airbill her "handcrafted baby" to her, instead of getting the blond-haired blue-eyed Aryan clone she requested, she gets a pink-skinned, hairless baby with a squiggly tail and a snout for a nose. And in stead of saying "mama" it squeals and craps on her expensive carpet. Serves that bitch right for trying to order some kind Nazi-youth baby designed by Dr. Mengele himself.
So here's to you Angelina, you scored one for the good guys, not only did you prevent an innocent child from ending up in the hands of someone who likely snorts coke off Paris Hilton's ass, but also thinks babies should be tailor-made like a pair of friggin slacks.
But don't get too comfortable, I still think you suck.
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