Angelina Jolie Thinks Brad Pitt Should Be Quiet and Look Pretty
Sweet mother of mercy, Angelina Jolie isn't just a she-devil in the sack, she's also a money-grubbing hellcat.
According to an article in the New York Daily News, Angelina was overheard speaking to a 'tall, muscular male' about her and her partner, Brad Pitt's, divergent financial viewpoints. A source claims to have heard Ms. Jolie say the following while enjoying a glass of wine at the bar of the Waldorf Astoria in New York on Sept. 5:
"I won't talk to Brad about this because you know how he is financially, which is stupid," she said. "Someone has to make the big decisions, though. He'll put money into things — but it's bizarre! It doesn't always make sense to me.""The reality is, we're not a company together. Things should be separate. I think you know I make my own financial decisions. Brad knows there are times he should just be quiet and look pretty."
And so what can you say about that? Brad's never been known for being a "real man of genius." In fact, some might call him a dim-bulb. I for one, applaud Angelina's heartless, cold and calculating scheming. Why should the father of her adopted children and a sometimes sperm donor be privvy to the financial empire she is planning to build without his knowledge. I mean, you heard Angie, Brad's 'finacially stupid.'
I mean other than making close to $175 million dollars in the last twelve years, clearly the guys a real money loser. Especially when you compare it to Angelina's $59 million. I mean I can see her concern, particularly when you think about how she spends her cash:
"Save one-third, live on one-third and give away one-third."
According to my calculations that means she's worth about $17 million. And what of Brad's investments and spending habits? Hmmm...his production company Plan B (the one he started with ex-wife Jennifer Aniston) produced Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, with the film grossing $473 million worldwide. Not bad for a day's work. But then again, he also produced A Mighty Heart and allowed Angelina to play the lead instead of ex-wife Aniston, who was slated for the role, and that only grossed $9 million in the US. So, I can see what Angelina's saying about Brad and him putting "money into things - but it's bizarre."
Clearly, Angie is the money wizard in this team, and by wizard I mean opportunistic beeyotch.
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