Angelina Jolie Will Replace Tom Cruise In New Movie; Doesn't Change The Fact That Nobody Cares - Page 2
I firmly believe that almost any actress would be better to share the big screen with my beloved Pierce than Angelina (well, maybe not Denise Richards, but he's already costarred with her and let's face it, that automatically earns him a big honkin' medal and a free pass never to have to work with anyone like her again). Besides, the first time little Nancy-boy Bradley Pitt pranced onto the set with his new state trooper stache, mincing and making googly-eyes and dragging his forlorn apron strings stained with baby spitup and finger paints, Pierce would have to punch him right in the mouth. You know, just to show that Pierce is the alpha male. Which he is. And then Brad would cry and bleed all over the place and Angelina would have to run over and suck it all up and shooting would be delayed and that would cost money...it's just better for everyone if she stays far, far away.
Hmm, let me check my 2009 calendar...
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