Angelina Jolie's Only Slept With Four Men, She's Also A Math Whiz - Page 2

Author: Dawn Olsen
Published: September 19, 2007 at 10:48 am
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Of course, this means that Angie and Brad were at an intimate enough level in their relationship for Brad to know he was no longer in love with his wife, and was in fact in love with Angie. In summary, Angie lied about having begun a relationship with Brad BEFORE he had ended his then current relationship with wife Jennifer Aniston.

Assuming you are still with me in all this complicated abstract algebra, what we know must resort to some very intense mathmatic theorems and so you will have to excuse me for a moment whilst I work this up on my chalkboard.

Ok, so if you multiply 20 by 10 and take the squareroot of that number which is then multiplied by a factor 50, carry the 4 and then divide that by 7............

A ha, I have figure for you: 10000.

Yes that seems about right, Angelina Jolie has actually slept with 10,000 men, give or take a couple (this isn't an exact science here folks). Wow, somehow that number seems spot on and just about what I'd expect out of the most beautiful, kind-hearted slut in the world.

 
 

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