Aniston and Mayer Round 2? Because Getting Dumped Never Gets Old! - Page 2
And yesterday, the couple flew to Los Angeles together. They were openly affectionate, touching each other and even sharing a kiss.
Why would Jennifer hook up with John Mayer, especially after he unloaded this gem after their last break-up?
"I ended a relationship because there was no lying. I ended a relationship to be alone because I don't want to waste somebody's time if something's not right. I don't waste people's time. I don't do the taper. I guarantee you there's 20 percent of the people on the street right now who are in a relationship they wish they could get out of but they don't know how. And I'm going to be honest on the way in to my relationships and I'm going to be honest on the way out of my relationships.""I'm sorry that the story's not interesting. But it's about time that somebody stands up for that girl and I think she's great."
Yep, that John Mayer, he's one chivalrous dude. Sticking up for your ex-gf by telling the world YOU dumped HER is like, the greatest act of gallantry since Sir Lancelot saved Guinevere. Yeah, it's just like that.
Anyway, this whole story, if true, smells funny. Funny, as in, Jen's PR people trying to distract us from the glorious Angelina Jolie breastfeeding on the cover of W Magazine. The W article is supposed to be a private look at Angie, Brad and brood, with Brad behind the camera taking "candid" photos of his family. Truly amazing photos, and the only thing missing is Angie's ethereal wings and golden halo. Seriously, if I didn't write about celebs, this whole scenario would be vomitus, but alas, I must do my duty.
Let's just say John did worm his way back into Jen's good graces, and this isn't some kind of publicity stunt on both of their parts (she does have a film to promote, and this is Hollywood), then WTF is Jennifer Aniston thinking? Of all the cads in LaLa land for Jennifer to fall victim to, does she really need a second dose of what John "All Your Bodies Are My Wonderland" Mayer has to offer?
Are there high doses of lead in the L.A. water supply? Sheesh, some people fail more epically than others.
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