Anna Nicole Saga: "Who dat?" "That's Just My Babydaddy!"
It's been a while since we visited the whole "Anna Nicole Debacle." I would like to say it's because there are so many exciting and interesting things going on in the land of make believe that I just couldn't find the time, but why lie. That's Perez Hilton's job. Plus, like most of America I am just waiting, anxiously, to find out who is Dannielynn Hope's real babydaddy.
While most think it's a foregone conclusion with all signs point to Anna's ex Larry Birkhead, it's still possible that Anna has one more trick up her sleeve that she plans to spring on us from "the beyond."
The good news: DNA testing has been submitted from both Larry Birkhead and Dannielynn as of yesterday, and the results should be available within the week.
The bad news: Dannielynn's still in the custody of that sly fox Howard K. Stern, and if there's one thing I know to be true, he's gonna find a way to squeeze every last dollar out her undernourished body before he hands her over. I wouldn't surprised if he's planning some kind of Playboy spread right now. Disgusting? Ugh, yes. Entirely plausible? DUH, this is Howard K. Stern, the man who soiled the name of Howard Stern.
Two things I hope for in the final outcome: Dannielynn is handed over to her real baby-daddy Larry, and once in possession of his daughter, Larry goes over to shake Howard's hand and at the last minute he pulls out an enormous sword and does some kind of mythical Spartan warrior move on him and Howard crumbles into a million little pieces.
Wow, that was kind of gory. I really need to lay off the Nyquil.
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