Anna Nicole's Parenting Tips For A Sexy Baby - Page 2
Speaking of which, Ms. Alexis said Anna had a death wish too, and tried to kill herself twice to the nanny's knowledge.
"On the first occasion, she drank in my presence an entire bottle of what I believed to be a sleeping aid." Alexis claims that when Smith woke up from the resulting 48-hour coma, she blurted out the words "I wanted to die ... I meant to kill myself."
The second time was revealed by Howard K. Stern soon after Anna's death. In that instance, Anna tried to drown herself in the pool at her Bahamian home, but was discovered and saved by Stern. Alexis claims she heard Howard tell Anna, "If anything happens to you, I would go to jail."
There are also sexual allegations involving Anna and the Bahamian Immigrations Minister. Ms. Alexis, though never witnessing the two having sex, saw Anna and the minister "spend hours alone with Ms. Marshall (Anna Nicole) in her bedroom" on a "daily basis."
In an separate story, it seems that Anna was scoring methadone and demoral while eight months pregnant. Sweet baby Jesus in a leotard, the Anna Nicole news is getting out of hand. High as a kite, screwing Bahamian officials, attempting suicide, threatening nannies, maintaining baby sexiness - has anyone considered that Anna Nicole might be the anti-Christ?
I would not be in the least bit surprised if the next thing we hear was that Anna was a superhuman vampire living off the life-blood of virgins.
Honestly, Howard K. Stern is starting to look like a regular pillar of the community, a stand-up guy if you will. Hot damn, that was one crazy bitch!
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