Arrest Warrant Issued For Lindsay Lohan
And before you ask, because I know you are, it isn't for crimes committed against fashion. Oh, I know the dirty orange tan and the sausage lips and the tired leggings are all offenses, but the last time I checked you can't be locked up for them. At least, not yet. No, this is kinda related to that little drunk-driving thing way back in 2007 (has it been that long? Wow, how time flies):
Here's why an arrest warrant was issued. Lindsay was in an alcohol ed program for more than a year and was in full compliance with her probation. Sources say not too long ago she decided to switch programs. She either was late or missed one of the classes at the new program — she says because the paparazzi made it impossible for her to show up on schedule. So the program director sounded the alarm last week to the court. And that's why the judge issued a warrant.Based on what we know this is not a big deal and Lindsay's new lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, should be able to have the warrant 86'd — no problemo. The only wild card — there's a new judge on the case and she's really tough.
Far be it from me to tell a lawyer how to do their job, but if I were the prosecution I would point out that the paparazzi haven't kept Lindsay from keeping any "appointments" with the hair stylist, spray-tan salon, or nightclub.
Lindsay apparently had a fight over the weekend that somehow involved Jack Nicholson (of course it did, who else?) and a broken window:
Police were called to the Hollywood Hills home of Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson after a window was smashed during an alleged argument between the couple. Continued on the next pagePage 1 2
Follow Technorati