Avril Lavigne: Voted Most Likely To Be Mauled By Wolves
Poseur punker Avril Lavigne, seen performing at Captiol FM Concert in Scala, is showing why she was voted most likely to be eaten by wolves in her high school class. Apparently, the sound of Avril's voice caused quite a stir in neighboring forests back in her native country of Canada. Wolves would often be seen teeth-bared, steam rising from their angry, gaping jaws, crouched on their hind quarters waiting to rip and tear at the throat of Avril each time the horrifying screech left her larynx. What an amazing phenomena.
I hear that's why she was kicked out of the country. I wonder if the coyotes in the hills and valleys of Hollywood have the same reaction? Gosh, I sure hope so.
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