Bible Thumper Heidi Montag Poses For Playboy
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Everybody and their grandmother has been reporting on "Speidi's"
(Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt = ICK!) recent I'm A Celebrity Get me Out of Here brat-capades. I really didn't want to give them any more attention, so I didn't report their latest law suit against the show from Heidi's ulcer and her much reported hospital visit, or the fact that they are claiming they were tortured and abused by the show. YAWN.
Oh! Can someone please tell Heidi you can't get an ulcer over night? DumbASS.
I made the mistake of tuning in one evening, to I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here, and needless to say, between Heidi's Jesus preaching, Spencer getting baptized by Steven Baldwin and both of them having hissy fits, my TV almost ended up on the front lawn.
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So why am I reporting about Heidi now?
Because Heidi, in all her hypocritical religious glory, has decided to pose for Playboy's September issue. When I heard the news of her Playboy gig, it not only gave me the dry heaves, it succinctly validated just how much of a total fake dipshit she really is.
So, while I on one hand I will be forced to fight the nausea, on the other hand, this Playboy spread will also bring me joy because it makes a mockery of her ridiculous and phony bible thumping. Perhaps Jesus told her to pose nude? WWJD? Show us fake titties of course!
Sadly, many high profile religious leaders have turned out to be very hypocritical, oh hai Jim Baker and David Miscavige. So how surprised should we be that Heidi and Spencer wanted to have it both ways? Either they are incredibly stupid, or this angel/exhibitionist crap Speidi are pulling, is part of their grand scheme of achieving even greater heights of hypocrisy. I am pretty sure these two don't even know what religion they are?
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