Bijou Phillips, Danny Masterson Engaged, On A Bridge To Nowhere - Page 2
I am sure every Scientologist will be told to go see this movie when and if it hits the theatres at least 5 times a piece to try to get those numbers up.
Sadly, that plan failed miserably forValkyrie. There weren't enough Scientologits left in the world to help that train wreck.
There are even less Scientologists now to help boost the numbers of this soon to video store stinker.
If (and I mean WHEN) the film bombs, no worries for Masterson, as he can always fall back on his royalties from the "70's Show" reruns, he also owns Dolce Restaurant and he makes dough from his new gig being a DJ.
Yes! he is touring as a DJ these days. Sounds like a cool enough gig amirite? He sort of blew it though, when he decided to call himself "DJ MomJeans" (formerly DJ Donkey Punch).
No, I am not drunk. That is the DJ name he chose. He has a MySpace page for DJ Momjeans and has HIMSELF and Bijou listed as his friends. LOL!
Who is he DJ'ing for? Sears at the mall?
I can just hear it now.... Let's give it up for Danny Masterson better known as DJ MomJeans, and hey when your done getting down people, head on over to raise the roof in our misses department for some really dope deals. Holla!
On to Bijou Phillips. Sounds like the name of a Pekinese that took first in the AKC Ukanube Dog Show. Bijou is the love child of John Phillips (deceased member of the Mamas and the Papas, who I adored when I was young) and Geneviève Waïte.
Her bio lists her as a model/singer/actress. What ev.
She was born a "premie" under "interesting circumstances" on April Fool's day on a couch in Connecticut. Her Godfather was Andy Warhol. I swear, you can't make this crap up. It certainly does explain an awful lot though. She is close friends with Nicky and Paris Hilton and also BFF's with bad girls Nicole Richie, Kim Kardashain and Lindsey Lohan.
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