Bijou Phillips, Danny Masterson Engaged, On A Bridge To Nowhere - Page 3
She is a "famous for being famous" gal. BLECH! Need I say more? Well yes of course I will!
She bared all for Playboy back in 2000 and I bet her buddy Paris thought that was "hot". Once when asked about her formal modeling career, she said "It was like, I wanted to go swimming in the ocean, but I was jumping up and down in a puddle."
And I was like... go jump in the ocean Bijou, and then I will jump up and down.
Oh yes, what about that Scientology wedding?
I would imagine it will be a "double ring" Scientology ceremony. Scientology vows are SO special. They include such quaint advice to the groom as "Now Danny, girls need clothes and food and tender happiness and frills, a pan, a comb, perhaps a cat. All caprice if you will, but still they need them,"
And to the bride: "Hear well, sweet Bijou, for promise binds. Young men are free and may forget. Remind him that you may have necessities and follies too."
Sounds like Danny is going to have all the fun and she is going to be home with a cat and combing her hair.
Rumor has it that they are the new "sexy scientologists" (is there such a thing?) and are taking over TomKat's spot. What will their new meshed name be? (which I detest by the way) DanBi?
I am sure Danbi's wedding will be jammed packed with fellow Scientologists because "Scientology wedding ceremonies have considerable meaning to all who attend."
Well of course they do. Anyone who believes in body thetans, Xenu and the babblings of dead Sci Fi writer L. Ron Hubbard, will certainly swallow this crap!
(posted by Glosslip contributor Queen)
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