Bill Clinton: I Have A Dream
I have a dream that one day I will live in a nation where a big monster will rise up from the Atlantic Ocean and knock the head off the Statue of Liberty, and after it plays ten-pin with it then the monster will go hunting for my wife, while the rest of New York cowers in fear inside torn-up buildings, and when it finds her it will take its big teeth and... Wait...what? That pop you just heard was Hillary's head exploding. Twice.
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