Britney Calls Commissioner Gordon An Old Fart - Page 2

Author: Kaye
Published: October 18, 2007 at 2:58 am
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I wrote at the time that she was nasty to the judge, and apparently she really was.  You know, Brit, this is no way to get your kids back.  What you do is this...you kowtow as much as possible to the judge (that's bowing and stuff, not the long stuffed caramel candy by Goetze that you buy at the checkout) and you say things like "Yes, Sir," and "No, Sir" and you show up when you're supposed to and you don't get totally wasted and you don't...oh, forget it.  You'll never understand.

The above is yet another photo of Brit singlehandedly destroying the ozone layer, one gallon at a time, by showing up at yet another gas station and allowing her best friends the paps to perform a full service on her car.  What, does she get five bucks in gas each time?  And in case you can't read her jacket, it says "F**K OFF LOVER BOY".  Oh, and it's backwards, just so we could make sure and see it.  I wonder if she colored it in with Sean Preston's crayons?

 
 

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