Britney Doesn't Know What Activities Her Boys Would Like To Do
Well, this explains the chandelier shopping trip yesterday.
IF this story is true (and there's no indication that it is, although it would explain a lot), Britney Spears has no clue what sort of activities are kid-friendly, and which ones are not:
The custody case judge got on Britney's case for hauling her two boys out late at night to Starbucks and other such wholesome establishments. He said she is not to take those little children to places mainly patronized by adults. Britney then asked where to take them if not to her normal spots. He admonished her to select child-friendly places where they would have a comfort level. She again inquired like, where? Where do kids want to go? Apparently this nonplussed hizzoner eventually dredged up such suggestions as, a park? Disneyland? It became emotional when, ordered to do kid things with them, this mama seemed unaware of what kid things are.
Now, I realize that there are times when we have to take kids to places that aren't quite kid-friendly. When my kids were little, I took them to many places such as the grocery store, a restaurant, an insurance office, even a funeral home. I didn't really have a choice, but I took those opportunities to teach them proper manners in places like those. Sometimes, you just have to bring the kids along and make the best of it.
However, I also didn't have a nanny or court monitor (which, apparently in Brit's eyes, is the same thing as a nanny or babysitter) to sit in the car with them while I went inside and picked out $12,000 lighting, either. And I also made time to do things they wanted to do, like go to the park, or to play with their friends, or to the McDonald's playplace. Or we would just stay home and do kid things...I'm sure Brit has a ton more backyard toys than just that little blue wagon we see her listlessly pulling them around in. I mean, look at her body language and her expression in the photo above...it all screams, "I feel like such a dork with this dumb wagon." She looks like she's enjoying that about as much as getting her teeth ground on with a Dremel tool. But wait...that's not a Brit-centered activity, and the court specifically states "child-centered".
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