Britney Spears Jumps On Justin Timberlake's "SexyBack" - What Took Her So Long?
In our minute-by-minute, play-by-play in the life of Britney Spears, it seems the paps don't just act as her barista, gas attendant, tire changer, false complimenter and ultimate enabler, but they make music purchases as well. How much you wanna bet our little Britster falls for a pap and they live snappily ever after. Heh, did you catch that? I made a little jokey. Yes, it was very little.
Moving on....Britney was snapped this past weekend doing all sorts of sketchy things. On Saturday she had a pap buy her the latest CD by her ex, Justin Timberlake's hot selling SexyBack/Future Sex Sounds, which has been out for almost a year. The pap tried to keep it under wraps, but Brit was overheard asking for it, so we all know now that she's jonesing for some JT. That's a very good CD btw. I was all over SexyBack WAY before it was released — because I'm in the biz. Or something like that.
Prior to Brit's stop at the music store, she made her first of a thrice daily Starbucks habit and got a Venti Frappucino with extra whipped cream. That stuff is addicting! And fattening!!!
Brit then stopped at the gas station. Damn, I go to the gas station like once every two weeks. Granted I am a hermit and rarely leave my humble little shack, but it sure seems like Brit's stopping at a gas station like everyday. She may be the number one reason for our current gas prices and energy shortage. Which makes me wonder, how does she keep running out of gas, despite daily visits? Cra-ZY!
Britney is also said to be holding open calls for dancers today at Millennium Dance Studio in LA. Any freak can show up according to TMZ. Book me a flight, cuz' my dance techniques are unstoppable. Or at least unwatchable.
It is rumored the dancers will be for an upcoming video of Brit's to promote her new album. I sure hope it's better than the one for Gimme More, which looks like something our local junior high AV club came up with, but worse. There's also some hints Britney might be planning a tour, which I have to think is some kind of pipe dream after smoking tainted crack. Homegirl is NOT ready to go on tour. She can barely make it to Starbucks without crashing and burning, I just can't see this happening.
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