Britney Spears Keeps Kids, Must Undergo Weekly Drug Testing - Page 2
Testing shall be conducted twice per week on random dates and times.
Well, that doesn't sound good. If Shifty McSpleefster doesn't have to do drug and alcohol testing and Britney does, then clearly Britney must be whorfing rails of coke and sucking down cherry bombs like some kind of damned demon. Dayum, I bet her urine glows in the dark. Amy Winehouse must be sooo jealous.
There were several other stipulations; including neither party can use or allow anyone else to use corporal punishment, they must attend "Parenting Without Conflict" counseling — and my personal favorite — neither can consume alcohol or controlled substances in the 12 hours prior to their custodial responsibilities with the children.
I for one, wouldn't dream of parenting without alcohol or controlled substances, but hey, I am a professional. I also wonder which one stipulated that no "corporal punishment" is allowed? The children are two and one respectively, how much discipline do they need?
Now when they get to be three or four, I can TOTALLY understand the need for some beatdowns, but truthfully, toddlers that small are pretty docile.
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