Britney Spears Killed A Latte!
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Okay, not really. But someone (some reports say a pap, some say an overzealous fan) threw a Starbucks onto Brit's white Mercedes. Hey, it looks like a Macchiato now!
What a horrible thing to do to that poor beverage. Such a waste. So many coffee growers worked and sweated and toiled in the hot sun to harvest those coffee beans so that they could be ground up and brewed into coffee, and someone wastes it by throwing it at Brit's car. So sad.
(I'm not trying, folks, it's just that these posts basically write themselves. I'm just the conduit.)
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