Britney Spears Message To Fans Deciphered
Britney Spears, perhaps jealous of all the attention that Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton have been getting lately, posted a long-winded, surprisingly coherent and remarkably insightful message to her fans on her website yesterday.
Glosslip likes to consider itself the last bastion of reason in the den of inequity and we also like to analyze the inner machinations of the celebrity mind at work. So without further ado, here's Brit-Brit's message broken down and regurgitated through a filter of sanity and candor:
Dear Fans,Â
I just wanted to reach out to all of you and explain some of the things that I have been faced with recently.
It's so funny how many stories are put out there about people. It's like we all want our side of the story out there as well, but at the end of the day only a few people care to hear what is really going on since the bad is always so much more interesting than the truth. I don't know why, but this is so weird to me. I used to be angry at the tabloids for printing horrible things about me, but now I try to just be numb to what I see. I saw Tyra Banks once get really upset and cry on her show because they made her look fat. We all want a certain image of ourselves out there, and at some point we all do really care what other people think or we wouldn't be here.
Glosslip says: Dear Peeps who still care about me and will hopefully buy my records and merchandise,
I am human, I have feelings too. My head itches. When you call me a washed up piece of trailer refuse it makes baby Jesus cry. Some of what you read in the tabloids isn't true, in reality, it's much, much worse. I have learned to not just ignore the paps, but to embrace them as a replacement for true affection and satisfaction within my own life. Tyra Banks is fat, I am not. Ignore the pictures where I look fat. They did not capture my good side. I don't actually have a good side.
Recently, I was sent to a very humbling place called rehab. I truly hit rock bottom. Till this day I don't think that it was alcohol or depression. I was like a bad kid running around with ADD. I had a manager from a long time ago come in and try to direct me and my life after I got my divorce. I was so overwhelmed I think that I was in a little shock too. I didn't know who to go to. I realized how much energy and love I had put into my past relationship when it was gone because I genuinely did not know what to do with myself, and it made me so sad. I confess, I was so lost.
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