Britney Spears Universally Mocked; Exes K-Fed and JT Bond, Share a Hug - Page 2
Britney, brain-dead and undetered, spent nearly ever night out in New York drunk and causing all kinds of controversy.  Like drinking too much at hot spot Tenjune and vomiting all over her SUV, and one night she decided to trade in her hooker attire for a go-go get up while at NY nightclub One.
It seems Britney was displeased with her ill-fitting red satin dress and asked the dancers at the club if she could trade outfits. By the end of the night Britney was wearing a bikini, fishnets and a busboy coat - a serious improvement over the first outfit.   Predictably, after dirty-dancing with several similarly dressed dancers, Britney ended her night at another club supposedly unconscious and carried out like a sack of potatoes.Â
Jesus, if this isn't a cry for help, then what is?Â
I am guessing that Britney is spending Valentine's Day by enjoying several anonymously sent bouquets of flowers with messages like "Happy Valentine's Day from me to you, I have an STD and now, so do you" and "The time we spent was special indeed, but can you please explain why it burns when I pee?" And so on and so forth.Â
Can anyone blame Britney for drowning herself in booze. A source close to the fading star say she's "desperate and depressed." And the news of her exes Kevin Federline and Justin Timberlake bonding in Hollywood are only making things worse. It seems the two men ran into each other at a pre-Grammy concert at LA nightclub Avalon, where Justin was performing with Nelly Furtado, The Black Eyed Peas and Timbaland. As reported here, the two "shared a hug and few words."Â
That's seems innocent enough, except for the fact that many sources claim that Britney has been attempting to reunite with former flame JT and seeing her two exes yukking it up was a major bubble-burster. That and the fact that he's banging hotties, Scarlett Johannson and Jessica Biel - possibly in tandem.
We may never know what the two men said, but I'll bet terms like "sloppy seconds," "rode hard," "ball and chain," "dodged a bullet" and "hot lesbian ten-somes" were used.
Someone better check Brit's fridge for gallon-sized jugs of methadone and spray butter - or we will have learned nothing of diet-induced tragedies.
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