Can A Zebra Change Its Stripes? Can Jessica Simpson Find Her Brain? - Page 2
This happens sometimes. It's called balance. Our great creator in his infinite wisdom, rarely sees fit to grant us all we need to be a "whole package." This is why supermodels are usually stupid and/or b*tches, smart women aren't always the prettiest, why jocks are often inarticulate troglodytes, bloggers are fat and bitter and Jessica Simpson has naturally huge knockers and not a brain betwixt her enormous ears.  She should embrace the "assets" she was given and work that angle. It's what I like to call living an "adequite" and "authentic" life.
There are exceptions of course, Milla Jovovich is a supermodel who is both smart and nice, Natalie Portman is quite pretty and highly intelligent, Michael Jordan is capable of intelligent conversation and can wipe the court with yo' ass, and of couse there's Scarlett Johansson who has a spectacular and natural rack, plus reads books and stuff. Â
And as for bloggers — well I am the exception not the rule — for not only am a blogger who was granted with searing insight and worldly wisdom, but also vast beauty (and sadly a small rack and a big butt - so it all works out in the end.)Â
AND I AM NOT BITTER ABOUT IT!
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