David Miscavige, Tom Cruise, BFF and Ever and Ever
What do you call two short dudes, dressed in leather who believe their bodies are infected with alien spirits?
There's no punchline, I'm just at a loss as to what to call the sheer queerness being exuded from these two weirdos. And I mean queer in the classic sense of the word.
Well, it's good to know that Tom Cruise hasn't alienated all his friends. His best buddy David Miscavige, leader of the Church of Scientology is still in his corner. No, seriously, I think the guy sleeps in the corner of Tom Cruise's bedroom and watches him sleep. I'll bet Katie really enjoys the subtle nuances of their "bro-mance."
Image courtesy of IDLYITW via Enturbulation.org.
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