Demi Moore Prefers To Be Called A Puma
Demi Moore recently posed for the cover of W magazine.
WHY? Does anyone care?
What the hell is she wearing? This metallic swimsuit toga with epilettes reminds of something out of the movie Mad Max. Who picked out this silly frock?
And talk about smoke and mirrors! Her photo must of had to jump through hoops to achieve the more than obvious photo shop and airbrush -a-rama. If her name was not on the cover, I wouldn't have known it was her.
There comes a time when someone should just accept that they are getting older, and stop trying to nip and tuck their way back to their youth. When everyone knows your age and they see little evidence of any aging, people just think it's ridiculous and fake.
Although of course Demi, (make sure you pronounce it De-MEE, ick) completely denies that she has ever had any plastic surgery. Yeah, OK De-MEE. *laughs holding sides*
To make everyone really roll their eyes even more...
Apparently, Ms. Brat Pack has just announced that she would like to be called a puma rather than a cougar.
Bitch please... you are forty seven years old. Pumas are women in their thirties dating older men. Your barking up the wrong tree Ms. Hot Flash!
I never cared for Demi Moore.
She is not that talented and completely full of herself. Top that off with her early interest in Scientology... and that really sealed the deal for me. Thank you Bruce Willis who had the common sense to put his foot down and say no to his kids being raised as Scientologists. Bravo Bruce!
But of course on the other hand, she is seen everywhere with that silly red Kabala string around her wrist. I guess they photo shopped it out of the pictures?
Kutcher and her also got married by a Kabalah minister or whatever the heck. Silly celebutards. *Rolls eyes*
So on to her MUCH younger and prettier half, Ashton Kutcher.
Women are still crazy over him, and I think he was once perceived as a likable fun loving character. But now I think everyone just looks at him and thinks he is pretty much whipped by Demi and has lost totally his mojo. woo pah!
It seems that Ashton doesn't do much of anything any more, except those stupid camera commercials. Not that he was some great big talent before. He has his Punk'd show and some crappy movies he did. But what does he do now? Or have I missed something major?
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