Denise Richards: "She's Gone" From DWTS
Why yes, I am glad that Denise "Worst Bond Girl" Richards has been given the ol' high kick off Dancing With The Stars, and I'm not going to pretend otherwise. Hey, if you don't like it, get your own site.
It seems that she had to compete in a dance-off against Holly Madison, with the end result being that one of them had to pack up their dancin' shoes and go home:
Denise’s dance-off performance was stiff, off tempo and unpleasant to watch (just like last night’s and, for that matter, like Holly’s two performances): You kept expecting either her high heels or her knees to shatter underneath her. Her hip motions were about as sensuous as a grandma playing with a hula hoop.
"Stiff, off tempo, and unpleasant to watch." So it was pretty much like her performances in the movies, then. I know it adequately describes her turn as a Bond girl (my poor Pierce...he deserved Meryl Streep after that). So I guess poor, impoverished Denise will have to find some other way of making money, like perhaps going back to her reality series. After all, she's only got a few more years of cute left in her kids before they turn into surly teenagers. Although, now that she has dancing experience, she should retitle her show Denise Richards: Electric Boogaloo.
Guest musicians Hall and Oates (now there's a name I didn't expect to be typing today) showed up and performed Maneater...not sure how to segue out of that one, considering the two contestants involved in the dance-off were Holly and Denise. The article pointed out that they should have done She's Gone, but I would have thought Rich Girl would have been more appropriate. Oh snap!
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