Did Britney Mime Her Song? Of Course She Did! Does It Matter? - Page 2
However, one of the American's aides told the Mail: 'Everyone knows Britney's performances are about the dancing and performing.
'Just as she would have mimed five years ago, she also mimed on the show on Saturday.'
No. Really? Professional singers go on these shows and they don't sing live? When did this happen?
Srsly. If these people are surprised about this, don't tell them about Santa Claus, they won't be able to handle it.
Everybody knows that Brit mimes her way through her performances, aided by a state of the art system, because girlfriend can't sing:
“I’m good friends with some of her producers and have heard first hand what kind of nightmare Britney is to record,” Medelgi said. “Out of 250 takes the sound engineer had to pick one word at a time and paste it all together. My good friend was flown out to Dallas for one of her performances, got paid 4k to operate the software which lets her lip sync. One can’t tell the difference, it sounds so real. As soon as the signal of her real voice goes into the mic the recorded vocal track is triggered by the sound engineer. When she thanks her fans at the end of the song and talks to the crowd the software automatically turns off and turn back on her microphone.
“What concerns me most here is that people are paying huge amounts of their hard earned money and are being cheated. If they want to hear her recorded voice they’re better off buying the CD for $14.00 instead of being deceived into believing she’s live on stage singing.”
What's that? Brit's voice is mainly manufactured in the studio?
If only Britney Spears could sing in studio the way she’s able to cash in on her All American smile she’d be much more pleasant to work with, according to one of her New York record producers. The shapelessness of her psyche during recording sessions transcends into a living recording hell. The incensed producer said Spears has the blank schizoid fever of white southern trash when it comes to laying down her vox. “She’s the only artist I’ve ever worked with where it takes at least 250 takes to record a vocal,” the producer told IUC. “If you could hear just her voice tracks on solo play you’d have to block your ears. You hear the blank tones of her annoying southern drawl. Simon Cowell would have a heart attack hearing her.”
And in case you need yet moar proof, here is audio and video of what she actually sounds like during a concert: Continued on the next page




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