Did Jessica Simpson Make Tony Romo Too Nervous To Quarterback?
(yeah, I know the pic is against the Bills)
It would seem that having Jessica Simpson on the sidelines, officially confirming her status as Football Girlfriend, was no good-luck-charm for the Dallas Cowboys, as QB Tony Romo had his worst game ever as a starter:
Sitting next to her father and manager Joe Simpson, the Employee of the Month star showed her support for her new beau by sporting a Cowboys jersey with Tony's #9 — in pink, of course — emblazoned on the front and back.Sadly, having Jess in the stands was not exactly good luck for Tony, who not only lost the game, but also had his worst day ever as a starting quarterback.
I'll say. Romo lost against Donovan McNabb and the Philadelphia Eagles, who threw for a 10-6 win against the home team. Misthrowing on his first six passes and being sacked four times in just the second half didn't do anything to make him look good in front of what is now admittedly his girl.
Jessica attended the game with her parents. Apparently freak strange dude manager father Joe was the one who set up the two lovebirds, to the disheartening sighs of Cowboy fans everywhere.
And what the crap is up with stinking pink football jerseys for women? Be a real fan and wear your team colors! Pink jerseys ought to be outlawed. It's an abomination against football. And does Jessica even know anything about football? Or is she just staring at the guys in tight pants? Jessica, a word of advice...those are protective athletic cups. It's part of the gear. They're not all David Beckham.
What do you want to bet Tony was trying to impress his new girl, like the high school quarterback trying to shine in front of his new cheerleader steady? I'll bet he looked over and give her a cutesy little wave while trotting out to the huddle, gave a little extra strut as he got under center, took the snap, stepped back into the pocket, looked up at beaming Jessica, gave her a little smile and a wink, and then promptly got sacked by a huge Eagles defensive lineman.
At least he has natural homemaker Jessica to take care of him and nurse his wounds and make him a tuna fish sandwich. Oh wait...
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