Guess Who?
Who's sexy legs are these? Hint: These boots are made for walkin'...hopefully, walkin' away from a certain unfortunate pair of pants.
Answer after the jump!
It's Jessica Simpson, built like a brick outhouse (you know, with every brick in place) at a recent concert.
What's this? Jessica is supposed to be fat and chubby? She let herself go and looks horrible now? She needs to go hide somewhere because she's too fat to be seen by decent society? Rubbish. She just chose a rather unfortunate pair of jeans and paired them with a too-tight tank top, all of which accentuated the fact that she isn't the size of a starving Third World child any more. But girl is hardly fat and out of shape. In fact, while I'm definitely no Jessica fan (she talks too much and acts like a bit of an airhead), I think she looks a lot hotter than she ever did as a skinny toothpick. If this is fat, I want to be fat like her.
It's all in the clothes, Jessica. Chose clothes that flatter you and that you are comfortable in. And if you like your skin, then the haterz can just go chew on some ice cubes or something. After all, the only thing that likes a bone is a dog.
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