Guy Ritchie Chooses Class Over Crass, While Madonna Opts For Grass And Sass - Page 3
But I'm glad to see that these poor boys have at least one relatively sane parent. Madonna, with her Twelve Commandments and her insatiable need to control everything around her, is soon going to find herself alone if she doesn't watch it. I would bet my mortgage that Guy isn't following her every silly rule to the letter, and when the boys get back home to her they're going to miss being "normal" kids. Give 'em a cheeseburger and some Nerf guns, for cryin' out loud.
But it seems that Madonna is of the "Do as I say, not as I do" club when it comes to her kids. If you remember, one of her Twelve Commandments to Guy was that he could not let the boys talk to any of his friends, especially if they were female...implying that she didn't want them getting chummy with any of his new girlfriends (of which there has been no evidence...perhaps Madonna is paranoid). Yet, it seems that her kids can get chummy with someone reported to be her new boy toy, as daughter Lourdes was possibly spotted out shopping with Alex Rodriguez. Hmm...control freak much?
And one more thing...remember the commandments that said the kids were only allowed to eat macrobiotic, vegetarian, and organic food, and were only allowed to drink Kablahblahblahlalalah water? Well, not sure that La Vina qualifies as macrobiotic or organic (although there are vegetarian choices on their menu), and they don't offer Kabbalah water. But the kids sure looked happy when they were photographed going in. Oops, another commandment broken!




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