Gwyneth Paltrow Tells You How To Properly Do Thanksgiving, Because You Don't Know How - Page 2
What is it with celebs who release these sorts of missives, anyway? Are people really that pathetic that they can't figure out what sort of food to serve for the holiday? A new recipe or two, fine, but a whole menu? And who serves brussels sprouts at Thanksgiving? That's like serving spinach as a wedding cake. Srsly, can you imagine the portion control at her Thanksgiving meal? What an ungrateful Oliver Twist you'd be made out to be. I imagine if you go back for seconds you're going to get a fork in the back of the hand.
And don't even think about asking for more pumpkin pie.
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