Hollywood's Best Parents Ever - Page 2
Griffin claimed his dad was the one wielding the poker. Griffin also claimed he threw an ashtray at his dad in self-defense, but when Ryan ducked it hit Berry in the face. Ouch!
This is all so confusing, but strangely, not shocking. It's like some kind of Malibu inbreeding experiment. Did Ryan see Griffin beating on Redmond, or did Ryan see Redmond chained up like a dog? Is it possible that Redmond is actually a dog, but they're all so crazy no one noticed? Clearly, someone should have called the animal warden to handle this matter.
Oh, and coke-head Tatum O'Neal, Ryan's daughter, who was not present during the altercation, had this to say on Entertainment Tonight:
"No matter what my dad is saying in the press, Griffin was not trying to start a fight with him. He was attempting to protect Redmond."
Charlie Mattera, a family friend who showed up on the scene shortly after the incident, had this statement on the matter:
"Griffin attacked his brother, Redmond, smashing an ashtray over his head. Ryan walked into this and told Griffin to get out of the house. He couldn't do anything but protect himself and Redmond."
And O'Neal's manager, Neil Hassman said this:
"I would be hesitant to buy into anything Tatum says about her father, or her brothers for that matter."
And then some crazy homeless person said this:
"It was the one-armed man who did. And I can prove it!"
And Rodney King says:
"Can't we all just get along?"
And I say this:
"da bitches can't handle da smoke, dat's what it iz."
And five points to whomever can tell me what movie that last statement was from.
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