Howard Stern Won't Derail American Idol, And Here's Why... - Page 2

Simon Cowell on the possibility of Sanjaya winning this year's competition: “I won’t be back if he does.” 

Randy Jackson Malakar’s on a recent performance: “That song was almost unlistenable for me, man.”

And lastly, my statement on Sanjaya's overall lameness:  "Look man, if I wanted to see some fruity, doofus with dumb hair caterwauling and ruining perfectly good songs I'd have bought Clay Aiken's crap.  But I didn't, so I don't and so you need to just quit it.  Seriously, stop now. That's enough.  Do you want me to spank you? On second thought, I don't really like any of the contestants.  Go ahead, fruity it up!"

But here's the why none of this VFTW crap won't really work and Sanjaya will eventually meet his AI demise.  The show has two kinds of watchers: those who vote, and those who let those who don't.  And when those who vote keep f-ing it up, the smart people eventually get off their butts and correct the situation.  That's it, that's the answer in a nutshell.  When it gets close enough, the loser get voted off.  Even goofy Paula has that one in the bag, as told to Ok!:

"It's so ridiculous I remember (VFTW) was targeting Scott Savol in season four because they deemed him bad. I know they're now doing the same thing with Sanjaya...In the end, I believe people will appreciate that this is a serious competition and vote accordingly. The real votes will count."

One last note.  What does this say about our tweens that a kid with as much raw appeal as a soggy bologne sandwich is their pin-up?  Between Sanjaya Malakar and Paris Hilton, the youth of today are doomed to an existence of becoming a grotesque amalgamation of pimply, gender-confused, STD-riddled empty-headed ding dongs. 

And people thought I was doofus for worshipping Michael Stipe and Morrissey.  Ha, I am the COOLEST!

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