I Blame The Church Of Scientology For This Fiasco

Since I about killed myself last week delving into the artfully orchestrated and seemingly-sinister Church of Scientology, I had to take a break. That kind of evil overload will drain a person of their will to live. But clearly, ACTUALLY being a Scientologist, like the once-handsome, now-bizarre looking John Travolta, will genuinely suck the life, color and hair out of you.

Only to have it replaced with something even Xenu and L. Ron Hubbard wouldn't approve of.

Scientology is NOT funny. But that thing on John Travolta's head is. Why does he have two different colors of hair? Seriously, what is up?

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