Is Dr. Phil Being Investigated For Practicing Without A License? - Page 2
Predictably, Lynne and Jamie were flabbergasted at the idea that a television shrink would use the media to further his own ambitions at the cost of stepping on their daughter's head, so they issued their own press releases saying that they were not thrilled with Dr. Phil's actions and that there was no way a show would go on...and that brings us to today.
If this were to actually go through, it would be the best thing since Christmas. I'm serious. Dr. Phil is the Head Disciple of the First Church Of Our Lady Of The Massive Head, and frankly I'm so sick of his mug that I want to throw shoes at my television. Of course, then I remember that I have a state-of-the-art entertainment system, outfitted with all the latest high-tech gadgetry, including something that the Dr. Phil devotees have yet to find on their own televisions...an off button.
Yes, friends and neighbors, you can actually get up, or even use your remote if you are lucky enough to have one, and push on a button marked "Power", and turn OFF Dr. Phil! Yes, you can! I know that you are strong enough to do it! It will be hard at first, dealing with this thing in your house called peace and quiet, and to not depend on a bellowing blowhard to get through your day, but if you'll just give it a chance you'll find that you get used to it rather quickly. And then you can take it a step further and exercise this thing in your head called a "brain". You can think thoughts that are completely independent of Dr. Phil! Oh, I know, I know...baby steps. One thing at a time. This could be a changing day in your life!
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