Is Papa Joe To Blame For Tony Romo And Jessica Simpson Calling It Quits? Or Was It Jessica's New Scent "Desperation"?
Do ya think?
I said that one even before this story came out, but since it's in the Chicago Sun-Times I guess it's now official. Because, you know, they have "sources" while I just have good, old-fashioned deductive reasoning. Seems that Tony got fed up with not just dorkager extraordinaire Joe Simpson but the paparazzi horde that swarms around Jessica every time she farts rainbows:
The Cowboy apparently explained he had ''really had it'' with being a constant target of the paparazzi and the celebrity press in general, and feels this particular romantic relationship was distracting him from his football career.In addition, Romo's friend said the talented QB has been put off by the intrusive style of Joe Simpson, who's been ''not only telling Jessica every move to make, but now has begun to offer unsolicited advice to Tony on his career, endorsement opportunities and things that have nothing to do with him dating Jessica.''
Wait, I was wrong...the farts smell like desperation, and men can smell that a mile away, even when we think they are SBD:
Furthermore, Romo reportedly was very upset by Simpson's interview in Glamour magazine where she referred to Romo as her ''future husband'' and other on-the-record interviews she has given, saying she wants Romo to be the father to her children.
Oh yeah, that air biscuit is gonna hang around long after Jessica has cut up her pink #9 jersey in a fit of hormone-fueled tearful rage.
Desperation...the new scent by Jessica Simpson, on sale now in purse-size atomizers and gallon jugs at a fine Wal-Mart near you.
Jessica, a word of advice...ditch Daddy. Now. Before he sends your life and career farther down the dumper than it already is. And, um, obvious needy is obvious. I ain't sayin', I'm just sayin'.
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