Jamie Lynn Spears, 16, Pregnant
And is apparently so proud of her friggin' self she's telling her whole story to Ok! Magazine. Wow, that Spears family is full of surprises and by surprises I mean sperm. Jeebus, my kid watches Zoey 101 and while Jamie Lynn is hardly some kind of world-class chemist, I thought she was smart enough to wait until she was 18, perhaps married, graduated from high school before injecting her genetically enhanced ovaries with male DNA.
This disgusts me. The whole Spears family are a bunch of crazed loons who are single-handedly destroying the very fabric of this country. Nickelodeon, the creators of Jamie-Lynn's show issued this statement:
"We respect Jamie Lynn's decision to take responsibility in this sensitive and personal situation. We know this is a very difficult time for her and her family, and our primary concern right now is for Jamie Lynn's well being."
I hear Nickelodeon is thinking of changing the name of the show to Biology 101, clearly not a class one of the Spear's girls ever attended.
The baby-daddy for Jamie's unborn child is her long-time boyfriend Casey Aldridge. They met at church. Really? Ok. What is it with these Spears women? Are they some sort of super-human race of semi-talented fertile aliens sent to repopulate the earth.
There are so many things wrong with this whole story, and you have NO IDEA the restraint I am using.
And spare me your lectures about her being a good person for keeping her baby and being responsible and all other manner of horsecrap. The common-sense cat is out of the bag, and all I can say is the Spears trainwreck has now extended beyond the ratted-weaved wonder. Great job Britney, what a fine role model you've been for your little sister.
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