Jessica Biel Is Out Of This World

Author: Dawn Olsen
Published: June 22, 2007 at 10:25 am
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Not only is she pounding Justin Timberlake's schwang like a meat tenderizer, she also has the hottest body in the entire universe. Jessica Biel's "bee-hind" is like a newly discovered planet, not only is round and perfectly proportioned, but it also has a mysterious and unknown quality to it. Unless of course your initials are J and T, in which case, you are likely aware of every hill, valley and foreign body of water.

For more unearthly pictures of Jessica Biel and some of the finest writing in the land, go visit CelebNewsWire. Tell 'em some jackhole sent you!

 
 

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Article Author: Dawn Olsen

A veteran blogger since 2002, Dawn has written for many different blog incarnations ranging from parenting, politics, popular culture, music and everything in between. Her writing can be found Blogcritics.org and her celebrity blog, Glosslip.com. }

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