John Travolta Should Totally Keep This Look
What is it with men who are losing their hair? Either they go insane trying to cover it up with a bad weave, a horrid toupee, or some spray-on hair, or they invent all sorts of strange and weird hairstyles to either cover it up, or they live in complete denial (I'm talking to you, skullet-sporters). Why can't they just come to terms with it? Embrace their lack of follicular activity? Besides, everybody knows that bald men don't waste their hormones growing hair. Hey, I ain't sayin', I'm just sayin'.
Personally, I think if a man is losing his hair, the best thing he can do is grab the bull by the horns (metaphorically speaking) and just shave it off. That's right, let the wind tiptoe through your scalp, proudly proclaim that you comb your hair with a towel (thus shaving a lot of time off your personal toilette, pun intended), and show off that shaved pate with pride. Case in point: Rumored baldie and crazy Scientologist guy John Travolta, who has been caught out for the past several years wearing all manner of really nawsty wigs, weaves, and whatnot on his dome. But check it out...he cast aside the rug, shaved what was left of it off, and dare I say it? Dare I mention it? Well, somebody has to do it, and it may as well be me. He looks hot!
Now, if we could just get him to cut off that whole Church of Scientology thing, that would be total major not fail.
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