Jon Gosselin Reaches New Levels Of Douchery
July has been an agonizing month here on Planet Celebrity. So many deaths, so much weirdness — it's all too much to digest. Thankfully we have the growing consistency of douchery from Jon Gosselin, absent father to eight young children, to help us find stable ground in which to catch our breath.
Just last week we discussed Jon's recent foray into the single world, when he decided to risk what's left of penis with 22-year old professional attention whore, Hailey Glassman. On the heels of that debacle, there comes allegations he's been dipping into the tabloid cess-pool, and stepping out with a Star Magazine reporter, whose since quit her job due to "conflicts of interest."
But none of that comes close to his recent gutter-dwelling move, which has Jon revealing to the entire world, which includes SICKOS and PERVERTS, that his wife may be hiding over $100,000 in the family home.
Holy breakins and home invasions! What the hell would possess a supposed caring and nurturing father to divulge this information (true or not) to the public at large? I may not have a degree in propulsion engineering, but I know a dumbass when I see one. A criminally negligent one at that!
Here's the breakdown from the latest f-tard move from the "paternal" Gosselin, after a new report from Life and Style magazine. From Just Jared:
Since splitting from wife Kate, Jon’s been pretty open with his money. “Kate controlled the money for the longest time in their relationship,” a close friend of Jon’s tells Life & Style. “Now I don’t think he’s worried about money at all. He’s taking a bunch of us to Las Vegas at the end of August. It’s going to be wild!”Continued on the next pageJon is also convinced Kate is hiding major sums of cash from him — and he’s determined to find it. “Jon is sure Kate’s keeping money from him, more than a million dollars,” an insider reveals. “He thinks some of the money she’s made from her books and tours has been put someplace where he can’t access it. Jon says he found out Kate had been hiding about $100,000 in cash in the house…. It’s turned into an all-out war over money. Jon says Kate’s books and speaking engagements were based on their children and their relationship, so he rightfully deserves a cut.”
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