Jon Gosselin Reaches New Levels Of Douchery - Page 2
Um, no he doesn't. There are a lot of things Jon deserves, (like a swift boot to the nards) but money from Kate's books and her speaking engagements ISN'T one of them.
It's painful to have to defend Kate Gosselin, because surely if anyone is a C U next Tuesday, it's her, but when your douchery starts spilling over on to your kids, then that's when it's time to call a d-bag a d-bag.
Nothing like advertising your wife is hiding $100,000 in your family home to bring out the law-breakers. These days, people will bust your cap for the quarters in your ashtray, so it's probably a good idea to keep your friggin' mouth shut about where your money is, especially if you have 8 defenseless kids and rabid possum in your crib.
On a sidenote, Kate gets major props for keeping her piehole shut throughout this entire tabloid frenzy. You and I both know, Kate goes home, screams into her pillow and has sweaty, fretful dreams of kicking Jon's silly ass 15 ways to Sunday when she reads this crap. Kate deserves a good lay and some cold Bartles and Jaymes for keeping it together recently!
Hell, even I dream of twisting Jon's sack until it turns purple.
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