Just Think, Paris Hilton Could Still Be Around Thousands Of Years From Now
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I know, shocking title for first thing in the morning, huh? But it could happen...if the people at Cryonics Institute have anthing to say about it. Make sure you've not eaten yet and grab those fiber tablets, this one's good:
The hotel heiress is keen to live forever and has invested a large sum of money in the world's biggest suspended animation cemetery, Cryonics Institute.She wants her body to be preserved and then brought back to life, along with her favourite pets, including her famous Chihuahua Tinkerbell and new mutt, Yorkshire Terrier Cinderella.
'The Simple Life' star said, "It's so cool. Almost all the cells in the body are still alive when death is pronounced.
"And if you're immediately cooled, you can be perfectly preserved.
"My life could be extended by hundreds and thousands of years."
Well there's an idea that'll keep those Bran Flakes in the box. Paris reanimated, thousands of years from now.
Of course, if she lives a long time before she dies, she'll basically come back to life as an old lady. I'm sure youth-obsessed Paris will be thrilled with that. Then what...you live another two or three years and die again? Are you frozen again? Is it like reheating over and over that Hot Pocket you forgot about in the microwave? And why would you want to come back to live thousands of years from now, anyway? You won't know any of the songs and your clothes will be dreadfully out of style. Zombie mall crawl!
Don't worry, Paris, you'll live forever in the hearts and genitals of those whom you've infected.
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