K-Fed Gets A Whopping $13 million from ex-wife Britney Spears, Not $1 million

  According to a report from MSNBC, the next issue of Star Magazine will outline that not only is Britney Spears, 25, forking over $12 million more than initially reported, she also has some parting words for her ex-husband, aspiring rapper Kevin Federline, 29:

"You're the biggest mistake I've ever made, but thank you for my babies."

Hehe, that's awesome.  I've said the same thing to people.  Random people.  Strangers.  It really leaves them confused.  Star is also reporting more details from the divorce agreement: 

•  A 2004 pre-nup called for K-Fed to get $250,000 for each year of their marriage, but Spears upped that figure to $500,000 to speed up the negotiations.
• He receives half the proceeds from their Malibu mansion, which is on the market for $13.5 million.
• $25,000 a month in child support for each of the couple's two children until they reach 18. He also gets custody of the boys four days a week.
• Federline gets to keep all the gifts Spears bought them during their marriage.
• He's forbidden from writing a tell-all about their marriage.

Hot damn.  I wish I would have knocked Britney up, that's like winning the damned lottery.  I guess losing her mind for the last four months did more damage than originally reported. How on earth does he get the children four days a week?  That's almost unheard of in California.  I guess that b*tch (K-Fed) gets to keep his Ferrari too. I would be so ashamed if I were him.  The guy can't make a dime on his own, has no discernible talents and has done only one remotely positive thing since screwing up Britney's life: babysit his own kids for a month.  I am not trying to justify Britney's behavior or selfish stupidity as of late, but there is NO WAY that K-Fed deserves any of what he's getting.  I hope it's an extreme exaggeration.  Poor Britney, poor mentally impaired and half-crazy Britney.  She better start making some money or she's gonna be living on Cokes and Cheetos.

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