Katie Holmes Gets New Weave On Life - Page 2
Not unlike Catholic confessions the Scientology confessionals are meant to help you get to the heart of what is troubling you. Sounds like therapy, but unlike traditional therapy, Scientology keeps these secrets on record and will threaten to expose them if you leave or speak poorly of the cult. Yeah, they are that creepy.
So basically poor Katie has to tell Tom every time she keeps something from him, even the most mundane and ridiculous. Sounds like my marriage, except I tell my husband to STFU if he questions me. What? Can't a wife have secrets?
Now, about that new weave of Katie's.
Katie and her master Tom were out in Tokyo for the premiere of that movie Valkyrie, and Katie looks different.
Just last week we were seeing pictures of Katie looking like some kind of cult-escapee. Oh wait, she hasn't escaped, but she still looked like absolute hell. Now, hundreds of reports of her being on a weird Scientology detox program later, and she's back to the Katie we used to know. The Katie who still had her brain in tact. Color me jaded and NOT surprised.
This is so typical of Scientology's damage control. They are like politicians scanning the polls, but in this case, the tabloids. They see the tide turning against the new Stepford Katie and her washed out look, and they decide to bring back the "old" Katie. The only problem with that strategy is we know it's the same Katie but with a weave. Unless they put Katie's brain and personality back, it's still the same old brainwashed Katie we've come to know and shake our head at. Nice play Scientology, but it'll take more than a synthetic weave to fool us!
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